Thursday, January 1, 2009
happy new year!(:
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!(:here are some dirty jokes from a email i received...
John asks his grandpa: 'Do you still have sex with Granny?'
Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'.
John says: 'what is oral?'
Grandpa: 'I say F**k you, and she says:F**k you too'
The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
A man is dying of cancer.
His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you'redying of AIDS??'..
Answer: 'so that when I die, no one will dare to f**kyour mother.'
'I am your Doctor.
Sorry to inform you that you have abrain problem.
Your brain is in 2 parts...
Left and right.
The left part has nothing right in it,
and the right hasnothing left in it'
YESTERDAY NEWS:
A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS:
Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
Question:
'Why is a waist called a waist?'
Answer:
'Because anything above the p**sy and below thetits is a waste'
A lady tells her Man:
'I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table'.
The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
'Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?'
Question:
'what's common between a good-looking, faithful,
rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?'
'BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND'
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